Rubber Glove


I’ve written some new lyrics to Back Home, the classic England 1970 World Cup Song. My agent is waiting by the phone NOW ready to take calls from any adventurous major record labels willing to push a few boundaries and break a few rules. If you can’t get through at first because the lines are busy, keep trying!

(intro: clapping and brass stabs)
Ru-bberrrrrr – glove rubber glove rubber glove
Ru-bber glove rubber glove,
Ru-bberrrrrr – glove rubber glove rubber glove
Ru-bber glove rubber glove,
Ru-bberrrrrr – glove rubber glove rubber glove
Ru-bberrrrrr – glove rubber glove rubber glove
Ru-bber glove rubber glove rubber
Glove rubber glooooove ruuuu-berrrrrr

Orientation: Right hand
Cleanliness: 5 (filthy fingers and palm area)
Integrity: 10 (fully intact)
Eversion: 9 (slight wrist-curl)
Colour: Yellow

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